Saundra Mitchell's Nine Rules for Getting by in Ondine, Louisiana

As I mentioned earlier this week, being a debut author is made infinitely better by having a collection of other debut authors to cling to during the insane time. When The Season released this time last year, I was lucky enough to have the 2009 Debutantes with whom to share my wins and losses...and as part of that, I was lucky enough to find the fabulous Saundra Mitchell, who isn't just a fellow 2009 YA debut, but also a great friend.

Aside from being a 2010 Edgar Nominee for best Teen Mystery, Saundra's Shadowed Summer is also just a terrific book...a vivid ghost story that stands up to the best in the genre. Iris Rhame is the book's main character, but she is given a run for her money for the title by the small-town in which the book is set, Ondine, Louisiana. Ondine is hot and sleepy and quiet and full of secrets...and ghosts...

I'm so happy that Iris was willing to share her Nine Rules for Getting By in Ondine, Louisiana for my celebration of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake!

Nine Rules for Getting by in Ondine, Louisiana
by Iris Rhame, as told to Saundra Mitchell

9. Where you found it in The Red Stripe is where it belongs, even if that means the mandarin oranges are with the mayonnaise. Mr. Ourso has a system, and he'll make you sorry if you mess it up. 

8. Shea Duvall only charges two dollars for a ride to St. Amant in his car, and it's still a rip-off. 

7. 2:30pm is when Collette's mama sneaks out back of the diner for a cigarette. 2:30pm is the best time to get free Cokes from the diner. 

6. Don't even think about turning your back on a woman that gives you candy for prayers. There's a real good chance she's dangerous. 

5. Miss Nan loves to talk, and if you sit quiet and listen, she'll cuss in front of you and everything. 

4. Chances were, Deputy Wood was gonna write six or seven speeding tickets today anyway. He ain't picking on you because you're from out of town. Actually, he probably is.

3. Tip for genealogists who don't want us laughing at you: no matter what your granddaddy said, your people ain't Voodoo Royalty from Ascension Parish.

2. If the Delancie Brothers are running, you'd best run, too.

1. If somebody asks you "Where y'at?", you might wanna think twice before you answer.

If you're anything like me, you won't be able to get enough of Iris's voice...so, how about a chance to win a copy of Shadowed Summer? Comment below with your favorite thing about summer...and I'll choose one person at random on Sunday to win! Don't forget to leave your email address so I can contact you!

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Nine Rules for Beginning Romance Readers!

I met the fabulous Alea from Pop Culture Junkie when The Season was first released--Alea is a voracious reader of YA fiction, and she was kind enough to review The Season and welcome this fledgling YA author into her world. Little did she know that my next book, Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake (out next week!!! OMG!!!) would turn this pop culture junkie into a full-fledged Romance Junkie!

It's not every day that I turn someone into an addict...so I asked Alea to write her own Nine Rules for Beginner Romance Readers...in the hopes that we can turn a few more of you!

Nine Rules for Beginning Romance Readers

1. Be Open Minded
It never even dawned on me until a few months ago that I might enjoy reading romance novels, the thought never even crossed my mind to check them out. I got some suggestions, bought a few books and put them aside. I had really liked Sarah’s book The Season so knew I wanted to also read her adult romance, Nine Rules to Break When Romancing A Rake, I read it and was OBSESSED. And it can happen just like that, try a romance novel, see what you think, be open minded!

2. Try Everything
So you’ve tried your first romance novel and want to try out some more, where to next? I say try everything and see what you like. I’m discovering new romance sub-genres everyday. Ok maybe don’t try anything (I’m staying away from paranormal books for the time being) but try a bunch of the sub-genres, lines, authors, imprints and see what you like, you’ll never know until you try!

3. Ask For Suggestions
When I started tweeting about my new obsession with romance novels all sorts of people came out of the woodwork to share their excitement for certain books and authors, ask around and you will get some great suggestions!

4. Read Romance Blogs
Another good place to get suggestions are from Romance Blogs, a few of my favorites right now are Dear Author, The Book Binge, and this blog right here! Sarah has two great lists (so far) for new romance readers of Historicals & Contemporaries! Check them out!

5. Stay Organized
Now I’m sure you are up to your nose in suggestions. Start a wish list, mine is up to 91 books! Also if you are like me and love series it might be a good idea to write down what books comprise a series so when you are out shopping (constantly if you are me) you can be sure to fill out what you are missing from a series you are interested in.

6. Don’t Get Overwhelmed
The romance genre is one of the most popular, if not THE most popular so there are new books and authors appearing every week, don’t get overwhelmed. Right now I’m trying out a few authors and reading through their backlists. Start small.

7. Don’t Judge A Book By It’s Cover
I’ll be the first to admit some of the covers in the romance genre are not my cup of tea for various reasons, but don’t let that distract you! Beneath a not so attractive cover might be a wonderful story, don’t miss out!

8. Don’t Give Up
Just like any other genre and author, you might not like all the books, but don’t give up! Just because something is a best seller or widely loved doesn’t mean you will or have to like it! I think there is something for everyone in a genre, soon enough you will find your niche!

9. Have Fun
For me the romance genre is all about having fun! So sit back, relax and have enjoy!

Alea is doing a week-long romance celebration this week over at Pop Culture Junkie...don't miss it (and her interview with me, which went up on Sunday)!

And stay tuned for the rest of the month--and a dozen more Authors Rule(s) posts from an awesome range of authors! To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

Rachael Herron's Nine Rules for Knitting in the Dark

Part of the fun of being a debut author is meeting an amazing group of other debut authors...and I've been lucky enough to be able to do this in two genres--last year in YA, when I met the fab 2009 Debutantes, and this year, in Romance!

Rachael Herron is one of those amazing debut romance authors...and her book, How to Knit a Love Song, out earlier this month, is one of those books that you can't help but cozy up to.  A big-city-girl-finds-love-in-a-small-town tale, it's fun and sweet and yummy...and, yeah. I guess you can tell that I loved it!

I'm so happy that Rachael took the time to come over as part of my celebration of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake and share her own Nine Rules... for Knitting in the Dark!

Nine Rules for Knitting in the Dark

1. Touch is as important as sight. A purl bump is as evocative as a frown.

2. A double-point needle, left in the wrong place underneath a pillow, can be a fine murder weapon, if one knows just how one's enemy might fall heavily asleep. It would be hard to prove, of course. And that's just the point.

3. In the dark, soft is always soft.

4. The soothing sound of knitting needles clicking in the dark becomes even more relaxing -- a nighttime chant, a prayer, a rhythmic rosary of craft.

5. Doing something when you can only trust the tips of your fingers to guide you is a good test. Close your eyes right now. Do what you're doing. See how far you get.

6. Night knitting, folded correctly, becomes the best kind of pillow.

7. The working yarn has to trail across something. If it happens to trail across the person next to you, make it count. Make it work.

8. Glow-in-the-dark needles are like the Captain EO ride at Disneyland -- it was a good idea for a limited time, but it's bound to give you a headache, and you just don't need it.

9. Keep just one candle lit when you're working on something important. He'll tell you that you look more beautiful than ever in the soft glow. but you'll know what he really means -- he's happy his sweater is almost done.

Rachael has offered up a signed copy How to Knit a Love Song to one lucky commenter!  Comment below with the one craft you wish you were skilled in...and one person will be chosen at random on Wednesday! Don't forget to leave your email address so I can contact you!


ETA: CONGRATS to Martha!  And thanks to everyone for commenting! xo

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Aprilynne Pike's Nine Rules to Surviving High School as a Faerie

I was incredibly lucky to release my YA debut, The Season, as a member of the 2009 Debutantes, in no small part because the Debs introduced me to the fabulous New York Times Bestseller Aprilynne Pike! Aprilynne's Wings, the first in a series, was one of the top YA books of 2009, and the sequel, Spells, due out in May, takes the awesome to the next level!

I am so happy that Aprilynne was willing to take some time to do a Nine Rules post to celebrate the release of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake...and I'm even more happy that her Nine Rules relate to the incredible world of Laurel, the main character of the Wings series. You see...in Aprilynne's world, Faeries are highly evolved plants. Which makes it tough to masquerade as a human teenager.  So, if you're anything like Laurel, you need these rules!

Nine Rules to Surviving Human High School as a Faerie

1. Don't eat the cafeteria food; it'll kill you. Literally. 

2. Take PE. You may think you hate it, but it's outside. It'll be your favorite class of the day. 

3. Attempt to blend in. Yes, even the clunky shoes. 

4. Pay attention in Chemistry--please don't blow up the school. It is a definite possibility for you. 

5. Lie. In so many small ways. Get used to it; it's for everyone's good. 

6. Don't kiss anyone who doesn't know what you are. They will have . . . questions. 

7. Do not participate in the blood-typing lab. Trust me. 

8. Make nice with the future valedictorian. It will pay off in more ways than academically. 

9. Don't wear sunscreen.

There's time before Spells's May release to get caught up on the Wings series...comment below with your very favorite flower and one lucky commenter (selected on Monday) will win a copy of Wings!

ETA: Congrats to Emily! Thanks to all for playing! 

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Down the Rabbit Hole to Book Awesomeness.

It's been a long time since I thought of this one...but in a fit of late-night procrastination that involved:

1) a search to see how likely it was that Sandra Bullock could be rewarded for her most recent pain and suffering (is that Jesse James a dillweed or what?!) with a marriage to George Clooney,

2) the discovery of this incredible timesuck (Findthebacon.com), and

3) realizing that Kevin Bacon was in a movie that I somehow have never heard of called Pyrates...

I remembered that I've always wanted to do a blog post about George MacDonald Fraser's book The Pyrates (no relation to the KB movie, which, I might add, looks awful). The Pyrates is one of those books that you read, you love, you reread, and you still love, but it's so different and so odd that you always forget to mention it when people ask you to name your favorite books.  Am I the only one who does this?  Please tell me I'm not.

It's hilarious.  And not in that, "Oh, that's funny" kind of way. It's uproariously funny and ironic and it's the perfect mix of classic hero and stereotype and history and Hollywood and...yeah...whatever I say here will not do it justice.  This, I promise you.  In this case, though, I will tell you that you can judge a book by its cover...at least, it's UK cover.  I bought my copy when I was in High School at a bookshop at Heathrow before I got on the plane to come home after a summer in England.  I bought it 70% for the cover and 30% for the cover copy.  Oh. And the title.  Because who doesn't love pirates?

Anyway...this one is in the must read pile.  You.  Must read it.

Gaelen Foley's Nine Rules for Heroines Pursued By Wicked English Lords

Allow me a quick trip down memory lane...to 1998--I was visiting my sister in her super cool apartment in Boston, and she handed me a book that would start a decade long pre-ordering obsession.  The book was Gaelen Foley's The Pirate Prince. Since that fabulous beginning, Gaelen has become one of my must buys...and OMG...

Imagine my squeeing when Gaelen agreed to write her own Nine Rules for my celebration of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake. No. It's best if you don't imagine it. Suffice to say, there was much squeeing.  Even better, Gaelen's Nine Rules take the role of a worldly-wise instructor at a proper Regency girl’s school--and they prove precisely why she should be on every romance lover's must read list.  I dare you to read them and not fall in love!

Nine Rules for Heroines Pursued By Wicked English Lords
(Because you just never know when you might need this information.)

My dear young ladies, as your devoted governess, I have always made it my highest duty to arm you against the perils of the wicked world beyond the walls of our fair school. Yoo-hoo, in the back row! Do try to pay attention, gels, for mark my words, as soon as you say, “Oh, that could never happen to me,” that is the very day this alarming situation is sure to befall you. As romance heroines, we must always Be Prepared for any eventuality. Now then, to today’s lesson.

What to do if a libertine marquess—who also happens to be a spy for the Crown—should take it into his head that you are the woman he’s going to marry.

Whether you like it or not.

1. Don’t Panic. Just ignore him (for as long as possible). The mere fact that the marquess in question has several generations of fox-hunting ancestors does not necessarily mean he will become fixated on you, as if you were his quarry. He must lose interest eventually. (They always do, whilst thinking from their inexpressibles.) See, if you look closely, his slow, lazy smile will betray his true intentions—and you are most certainly not that kind of girl.

2. Refuse to smile back. He has, after all, the most dreadful reputation. You wouldn’t want to encourage him. Think of the scandal!

3. With caution, you may thank him if he should happen to rescue you from menacing brigands while you’re about your charity work amongst the poor, but that does not mean you owe him anything. A true gentleman never acts out of ulterior motives. (I said a gentleman.)

4. Whatever you do, do not promise him a dance. Give him an inch, he’ll take a mile.

5. All right, all right, perhaps one dance—as long as it’s not the waltz. But under no circumstances agree to a drive in Hyde Park in his curricle. You could end up somewhere entirely unexpected. Somewhere beautiful—but quite out of bounds.

6. Now then, it is true that English lords don’t take rejection very well, and marquesses may be the stubbornest rank in the peerage. Therefore, if your marquess should lose all patience with your reluctance and go over your head to your father, whereupon you are ordered to marry him, then the only course is to prevail upon his honor to at least delay the wedding until you know each other better. Having lulled him into a state of security--

7. Run away. Far, far away.

8. Say your prayers if he hunts you down. Heaven only knows what might happen if his icy self-control were to slip once he gets his hands on you . . .

9. If all else fails and it is no longer possible to resist his intoxicating kisses, at least make him tell you why, out of all the possible brides on the earth, he has chased you so hard. But be warned, his answer might melt away any further thoughts of escaping him, and you, dear heroine, might find yourself well and truly caught.

To learn more about the prudent care and management of marquesses, be sure and read My Wicked Marquess by the fabulous, NYT Bestselling author, Gaelen Foley. And don’t miss our next lesson: What To Do If You Are Kidnapped by Cutthroats, Drugged, and Given As A Gift to a Fearsome Warrior Duke. (Read My Dangerous Duke, coming in July!)

And Gaelen has offered up a signed copy of a UK edition of My Wicked Marquess to one lucky commenter!  Comment below with an author who has been on your "must buy" list for years...and keeps delivering. I'm super excited for this list...and sure to get some new authors on my list! One person will be chosen at random on Friday. Don't forget to leave your email address so I can contact you!

And stay tuned for the rest of the month--and a dozen more Authors Rule(s) posts from an awesome range of authors! To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

Tera Lynn Childs's Nine Rules for Writing YA!

To celebrate the launch month of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake, I've asked some of my favorite authors to share their own Nine Rules here on the blog...and today I'm so happy to have the fabulous Tera Lynn Childs (RITA award winner for Oh. My. Gods.) to give her brilliant rules for one of my very favorite topics: Writing YA.  Before you even think about writing a YA novel...you gotta read these.

Nine Rules for Writing YA

Writing for teens can feel like entering an alternate reality for authors of romance and other adult genres. There are a lot of preconceived ideas about the YA genre that will only get in the way of aspiring authors. But fear not, because I am here to dispel them with my 9 Rules for Writing YA!

1. Don't try to sound teen. Stay true to your genuine voice, the one that shines through whether you're writing historical or suspense or contemporary. Your teen character will face choices and situations that make her inherently teen. Trying harder than that will come across as fake.

2. Don't moralize. Teens get enough rules and lessons and lectures in everyday life. They don't need it in their entertainment, too. Do you want to read a romance in which the author is preaching the benefits of exercising four times a week? Didn't think so.

3. Don't let adults save the day. YA books are escapist fantasy for teens. Adults control the world they live in, so of course their fantasy in which teens rule the day. Besides, contemporary YA protagonists are strong, self-sufficient teens who don't need anyone else to solve their problems.

4. Don't forget the romance. Teens love a good romance story just as much as anyone. (Hello, Twilight?) The difference is that in YA, the romance can be the primary plot, a very minor secondary plot, or anything in between. Just be sure to keep it honest and believable.

5. Don't dumb it down. Many of the teens I meet are just as smart, if not smarter, than their adult counterparts. Using a smaller vocabulary or simpler plot is insulting. Anyone who's read Harry Potter or Hunger Games knows that YA can be as deep and complex as the author can create.

6. Don't ignore reality. As scary as taboo topics like sex, alcohol, drugs, cutting, suicide, and school shootings can be, they are part of real life. They are part of a teen's everyday reality. Don't force these topics into your stories, but don't shy away from them if they need to be there.

7. Don't obsess about trends. Sure, there are books that derive much of their popularity by reflecting trends. But turn-around time in YA publishing is long, especially for hardcover. It's unlikely that today's trends will still be popular when your book comes out in two years.

8. Don't think about the rules. Authors who haven't read much in the YA genre since they were teens themselves, more than a decade or two ago, are quick to outline all the things you can't do in teen fiction. They need to check out the teen section in their local library. In today's YA fiction, there are no rules. If it works for the characters, if it's integral to the story, then it will work. There isn't a topic you won't find on the teen shelves.

9. Don't think inside the box. Teens have wild imaginations and open minds. They are willing to suspend disbelief to staggering extents. Whatever crazy idea you have in your head, if you can convey it through words, then teens will give themselves fully into your world. Don't hold back.

Want more of Tera Lynn's brilliance? Comment below with your favorite mythological character for a chance to win a copy of Oh. My. Gods.!

And stay tuned for the rest of the month--and a dozen more Authors Rule(s) posts from an awesome range of authors! To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

Everyone Loves a Man Who Can Cook

There's a big debate on Twitter right now--the YA lit world is buzzing with what could be the most pressing question of our time. Team Peeta or Team Gale? Not since vampires vs. werewolves has a debate been so heated. But honestly, I'm going to let Hunger Games experts be the ones to discuss this because, while I loved the books, this seems like a non-thing to me. Obviously, the answer is Team Gale. Obviously. 

Now.  My friend Amanda is vehemently Team Peeta. Her defense of this mousy, pasty beta-of-all-beta heroes is indefatigable. It is clear and single-focused: "Everyone loves a man who can cook."

Interestingly, this simple defense is enough to give me pause.  Because, truthfully, everyone does love a man who can cook. Me, especially. I have a total obsession with chefs. The day Top Chef was created in a back room at Bravo I swear, I heard angels sing.

I admire knife skills. I dream of palates. I think those white jackets are about the sexiest thing ever worn by man. I TiVo No Reservations. I refer to Tom Colicchio as "Big Daddy Colicchio." I heard Eric Ripert expound on the difference between sea salt and iodized salt once--and fell a little bit in love. One of my dad's closest friends owns a restaurant.  Sometimes I sneak into the kitchen just to watch the guys work the line.

My name is Sarah, and I'm addicted to chefs. 

It's ok. My husband knows. He's cool with it. (Because he's a foodie, too.)

You have only to read Bella Andre's Tempt Me, Taste Me, Touch Me or Louisa Edwards's fab Can't Stand the Heat to know just how hot a chef can really be...but what is it about chefs that makes them so. Very. Sexy? They're artists, and they work with their hands, sure.  But they're also keenly aware of the senses...taste, scent, texture, the way food looks on a plate...and I think that's where their sexiness lies--in their clear commitment to perfection in the most sensual of ways.  Yum.

Are you addicted to chefs?  Why?

Pamela Palmer's Nine rules of dating a Feral Warrior Shifter

To celebrate the launch month of Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake, I've asked some of my favorite authors to share their own Nine Rules here on the blog...

About six months ago, I was in the Avon offices and I made an embarrassing confession--that I'd never read a shapeshifter romance.  Well.  That was not going to be allowed to go on if I was ever going to be able to show my face proudly in those offices again.  I left with my marching orders...read Pamela Palmer's Feral Warriors series. I bought the first, Desire Untamed, on my way home.  I bought the next two the next morning; because I was hooked. Utterly. Completely. Hooked.

Holy Cannoli.  You gotta read these books.

So...I'm so so so thrilled that Pamela was willing to take time out of her crazy schedule of writing more of these books (the next...Rapture Untamed, about Jag, my favorite of the Feral Warriors...is out June 29th.  HAWT cover here!) to join my Nine Rules celebration!

Nine Rules of Dating a Feral Warrior Shifter

1. Don't wear clothes that snag easily on claws

2. Don't wear fur

3. Bring a purse big enough to carry an extra pair of his pants if he has to shift

4. Be prepared for anything

5. Don't be alarmed by the sudden arrival of large predatory animals

6. Be prepared to hold his weapons if he has to shift

7. Don't be alarmed if he starts stabbing the air with his knives -- you can't see the things he's fighting

8. Wear heels – no matter how tall you are, you’re going to feel small

9. Be prepared for the night of your life!

As a FANTASTIC added bonus to her awesome Nine Rules, Pamela has offered one lucky commenter the first three books in the Feral Warriors Series: Desire Untamed (starring hot Lyon), Passion Untamed (perfect Paenther), and Obsession Untamed (yummy Tighe)!

To win, comment below with the animal least likely to be featured as a hero in a shape-shifter romance (I'm looking forward to this one)! Pamela will choose the most unlikely animal and the winner on Monday! (Don't forget to put your email address in the comment!)

And stay tuned for the rest of the month--and a dozen more Authors Rule(s) posts from an awesome range of authors! To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

ETA: Congratulations to Linda...who chose "turtle!"  Pam told me that "the thought of a pet turtle trying to race into battle, his neck sticking out as he makes NO progress, makes me laugh." Linda won signed copies of the first three books in the Feral Warriors series!

Kerrelyn Sparks's 9 Perfect Presents for Vampire Sweethearts!

I am SUPER jazzed that  Kerrelyn Sparks has joined me this week to offer up her Nine Perfect Presents to Give Your Vampire Sweetheart as part of my launch month for Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake! Kerrelyn's The Vampire and the Virgin--a continuation of her Love at Stake series--releases this week! Kerrelyn has offered up a signed copy of Forbidden Nights with a Vampire...to win, comment below with your favorite fictional vampire (winner announced on Thursday)!

I should warn you, when I first got this list, I couldn't stop laughing.  It's the perfect example of how hilariously entertaining Kerrelyn's books are...Here we go!

Nine Perfect Presents to Give Your Vampire Sweetheart!

1. A roll of Vampos, the after-dinner mint that gets rid of blood breath.
   
2. A dozen blood-red roses.
   
3. A designer label black tuxedo and cape lined with red satin.
   
4. A king-sized coffin with room for two.
   
5. A flat screen television with a subscription to the Digital Vampire Network.
   
6. A sunlamp so he won’t look quite so pale.
   
7. A year supply of Bleer (synthetic blood mixed with beer).
   
8. A hot dinner date with you as the entrée.
   
9. Sex, sex, and more sex!  A good Vamp can last all night long!

The Vampire and the Virgin releases March 9^th!  Can you guess the perfect present the heroine gives her vampire?   To read an excerpt or enter one of Kerrelyn's own contests, please visit www.kerrelynsparks.com!

And stay tuned for the rest of the month--and a dozen more Authors Rule(s) posts from an awesome range of authors! To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

ETA: Thanks to everyone who entered the contest...and to Kerrelyn for stopping by again!  The winner is Debbie Kelly!

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Jennifer Brown's Nine Rules for Being an Agent of Change

To celebrate the launch month of NINE RULES TO BREAK WHEN ROMANCING A RAKE, I've asked some of my favorite authors to share their own Nine Rules here on the blog...

As regular readers know, one of my very favorite YA Novels of 2009 was the incredible Hate List by the hilarious, wonderful Jennifer Brown. I'm honored that Jennifer was willing to take time to celebrate the launch of Nine Rules with me...with her Nine Rules for Being an Agent of Change. The phrase--used by the principal in Hate List after the tragic events following a school shooting--encourages students to end bullying at the school...something I think we can all get behind.

With that, I turn it over to Jennifer (with the quick addition that Rule #1 is my very favorite lesson from her fabulous book):

1) See what's really there. Not what you "think" someone else is thinking, or what you're "assuming" someone else is like, but what and who is really there. Remember, you are not only your reputation -- why should anyone else be only theirs?

2) Listen to your gut. Deep down, you know if you're saying or doing something that is mean and hurtful. Trust that instinct -- if your actions (or inactions) feel bad to you... take a different route! It's never too late to change.

3) Save your applause for a friendlier show. Bullies love feedback, and the more you giggle, gasp, or stand and stare, the more likely they are to keep up their bullying act. So steal their applause. Just. Walk. Away.

4) Reach out in friendship to someone who needs it. You never know... the kid everyone tears down just might end up being the best friend you ever had.

5) Be the place where gossip goes to die. Bullying isn't just about shoving into lockers or ridiculing in the lunch line. Gossip and rumors hurt just as much as a punch to the ribs. Don't perpetuate rumors. Don't add to the gossip. Don't whisper or send hurtful emails. If you don't spread hurt, maybe it will die.

6) If you're being bullied, find a safe place... and go there! Don't suffer alone. Tell a school counselor or teacher, parent, friend's parent, or other trusted adult, sibling or friend. An adult can help put a stop to the bullying. And you could end up being someone's hero -- the person who prevented what's happening to you from happening to someone else.

7) Be a carpenter, not a demolition crew. You have the power to build someone up or tear them down. Which would you rather be? Those people in #6 need someone to go to. Be that safe place. You can make a real difference in someone's life, which is kind of awesome to think about.

8) Apologize. It's never too late to decide you are so done with making someone miserable. An apology goes a long way, especially if it's followed up with friendship (or at least a truce).

9) Wear an attitude: "Bullying is SO 1980s!" Make it loud and clear that you think bullying is another one of those uncool things your parents did "back in the day," like wearing big, permed hair and stirrup pants and listening to Depeche Mode cassette tapes. You are so much more evolved than that. You are cool; bullying is so boringly old-school!

Jennifer is offering up a v. cool "Agent of Change" bracelet and a signed copy of Hate List for one lucky winner!  To win, please comment below--one entry for each comment, two for telling us about an agent of change in your life.  One winner will be chosen at random on Monday!

ETA: WINNER!  Congrats to Cari! 

To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

Toni Blake's Nine Rules for Visiting Destiny, Ohio!

To celebrate the launch month of NINE RULES TO BREAK WHEN ROMANCING A RAKE, I've asked some of my favorite authors to share their own Nine Rules here on the blog...

I'm so excited to kick off the series with the fabulous Toni Blake, author of seventeen romances including the heartwarming, sexy ONE RECKLESS SUMMER. If you, as I am, are a sucker for homecoming romances--you know the ones I mean...the heroine goes back to her roots and falls for a dreamy local?--ORS is for you!

The book (and it's sequel, SUGAR CREEK, due out in June, Oh! The torment!), is set in a fictional small town called Destiny, Ohio--as much a character as the humans in the book.  Toni's Nine Rules take us to Destiny--and teach us how to navigate this little town.

Nine Rules for Visiting the Quaint Small Town of Destiny, Ohio
by Toni Blake

1. Be sure to stop by the Under the Covers bookstore on the town square and share a cup of coffee with Amy and Tessa. If there’s good girl talk or gossip to be had, this is where it will be going on and you don’t want to miss it. There’s usually a cat-in-residence, too, who will be happy to rub up against your ankles or sit in your lap.
2. Don’t speed in Destiny. Hunky cop, Mike Romo is a stickler about that sort of thing and will give you tickets repeatedly – just ask Rachel Farris.
   
   
   
3. Take a canoe ride across idyllic Blue Valley Lake. Besides being quite scenic, this quaint body of water has seen a lot of Destiny drama over the years, most specifically between good girl Jenny Tolliver and the bad boy of her dreams.
   
   
4. But never, never visit the old Brody cabin in the woods across the lake. It’s SUPER creepy – especially when you think you see lights on even when no one has lived there in years!
   
5. Buy some apples from Edna at the Farris Family Apple Orchard on Sugar Creek and ask her to tell you the story of her tragic first love over a piece of her award-winning apple pie.
   
6. Stay away from Mick Brody! His brother is in prison, after all, and he was always a bad seed. No, it doesn’t matter how hot he is – beware!
   
7. In case of trouble, remember that the Destiny Police and Fire Departments are right next door to each other, just across the square from Under the Covers. And both come complete with lots of sexy men in uniform, which has the potential to make any emergency more enjoyable.
   
8. Hang out at Creekside Park. If you’re lucky, you’ll get to watch hot, sweaty guys playing softball, or you might even be invited into a touch football game with Mike Romo, Logan Whitaker, and Adam Becker – “touch” being the key word here.
   
9. Plan to stay awhile and soak up everything Destiny has to offer, from the quaint garden parties to nights at the Dew Drop Inn, from hot and sexy encounters to deliciously sweet romance.

Number 9 won't be hard at all...and I'm going to prove it to you!

Comment below with your favorite Small Town for a chance to win a copy of One Reckless Summer, the first in the Destiny series--I'll select one random commenter on Friday to win!

To read more of Authors Rule(s), please click here!

ETA: Winner! Thanks to all for commenting...I think its so fun that everyone has a favorite small town (mine is Ashland, NH)! But, sadly, only one person can win! Congrats to Miss Tammy! Everyone else...keep trying all month to win goodies from the other authors who will be stopping by for the 9 Rules celebration!

Felicity Walker on Inside the Character's Studio

I'm very very happy to host Felicity Walker, the star of the truly hilariousRhonda Stapleton's Stupid Cupid, on Inside the Characters Studio!

Felicity Walker believes in true love. That’s why she applies for a gig at the matchmaking company Cupid’s Hollow. But when Felicity gets the job, she learns that she isn’t just a matchmaker…she’s a cupid! (There’s more than one of them, you know.)

Armed with a hot pink, tricked-out PDA infused with the latest in cupid magic (love arrows shot through email), Felicity works to meet her quota of successful matches. But when she bends the rules of cupidity by matching her best friend Maya with three different boys at once, disaster strikes. Felicity needs to come up with a plan to set it all right, pronto, before she gets fired…and before Maya ends up with her heart split in three.

Welcome, Felicity!

What is your favorite word?
Crap.

What is your least favorite word?
Ummmmm, this one's hard. I don't like the word "moist", actually.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The feeling I get from making a great match.

What turns you off?
The feeling I get from making a wretched match. *sigh*

What is your favorite curse word?
Ass. I'll say it again...AAAAAAAAASSSSS. Man, it feels good. haha

What sound or noise do you love?
I love listening to my friend Maya play the trumpet. She's really good!

What sound or noise do you hate?
I hate the squeaky sound my shoes sometimes makes. Especially when it's just one shoe, so it's all lopsided.

What profession would you like to attempt?
I'd like to be a BETTER cupid than I am...I'm still attempting that one.

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything involving garbage or stinky stuff.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Felicity, thanks for working so hard as a cupid. And for saving those nuns from that burning building. That was extra generous of you.

LOL. That last answer always cracks me up! Thanks for coming over to play, Felicity!

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Nine Books You Should Buy From Not Amazon

So, anyone who follows the publishing industry has heard about the throwdown between Macmillan Publishing and Amazon today.  I think there's a lot of insanity from both sides, but it sounds like it went something like this.

Macmillan: Hey, Amazon, we're not so thrilled that you're price-fixing eBooks for the Kindle.  Since iPad is going to take over the world, uhm...yeah...we're gonna need you to go ahead and up the prices on Macmillan ebooks.  All of them. Also, we're pretty sure that Steve Jobs can kick Jeff Bezos's butt in a cage match.

Amazon: Yeah...no. 

Macmillan: Well, we're at an impasse then.  Because that means we won't let you carry our eBooks. So, there.  

Amazon: Uhm...while we're at it, why don't we make it ALL your books.  Paper ones, too?

Macmillan: Uhm...

Amazon: Tell Steve Jobs it's on. 

Macmillan: Shit. 

Ok...so there's some crazysauce on both sides of this debate.  And I don't really know who was more ridiculous in the discussion, because, frankly, Macmillan shouldn't have been so astoundingly short sighted, and Amazon shouldn't have been such a bully.  BUT...what I do know is this: Authors who publish with Macmillan (or any of the imprints of Macmillan, like Tor, Farrar Straus & Giroux, Holt, and St. Martin's) are pretty well screwed by this news...because for a lot of authors, Amazon accounts for the lion's share of their sales.

So...without further ado...I give you Nine Books You Should Buy From Not Amazon. All of these books are published by Macmillan. And, yes. Some of these authors are my friends...because I want them to be able to eat. I think it's important to stress how INCREDIBLY vast the impact of this kind of major publishing event is--it impacts authors from all genres...as you can see from the list below.

1. Elizabeth Strout's, Olive Kitteridge (Literary Fiction & Winner of the Pulitzer Prize)

2. Lisa Kleypas's, Blue-Eyed Devil (Contemporary Romance)

3. Lisa Mantchev's Eyes Like Stars (YA)

4. Polly Frost's Deep Inside (Erotic Horror) 

5. Liel Leibovitz's Aliya: Three Generations of American-Jewish Immigration to Israel (Nonfiction)

6. Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series (Bestselling Mystery)

7. Natalie Babbit's Tuck Everlasting (Children's & one of my favorite books of all time)

8. Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall (Historical Fiction & Winner of the Booker Prize)

9. Deva Fagan's Fortune's Folly (Middle Grade Fiction)

Really, team?  We can't get it together and reach some kind of agreement?

ETA: There are, of course, thousands of other authors impacted by this insanity.  Visit the Macmillan website to look for more.

9 Books that I Can't Wait to Read

I'm on deadline.

Like, that awful, I-have-to-work-every-waking-minute-between-now-and-two-weeks-from-now-to-make-my-deadline kind of "I'm on deadline."

It's always right about now in the process of writing a book that I get this burning desire to read books.  But I persevere and ignore it...and make a list of all the books that I'm going to read once I turn in my book.  I have them in a pile in my house...and they are my prize.

Here are 9 books I will read the very second I can:

1.  Lisa Kleypas's Tempt me at Twilight - which has been pretty much torturing me since it came out in September.  When I'm working on a book, I always take one romance novel by one of my very favorite authors and set it aside as my "I finished the book!" treat.  This one is it.  And OMG I'm DYING to read it.

2. A.J. Jacobs's The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible - I love nonfiction that follows an author through an insane journey.  This seems like a completely insane journey.

3. Alison Weir's The Lady in the Tower: The Fall of Anne Boleyn - I will pretty much read anything that Alison Weir writes.  If you like British History, you should do the same.

4. Carrie Ryan's The Dead-Tossed Waves - Carrie is a dear friend, and I've been wanting to read DTW for months.  Finally, I'll be able to!

5. Charles Dickens's Great Expectations - I know. This one is just embarrassing. But, no, I haven't read it.

6. Elizabeth Gilbert's Eat, Pray, Love - I appear to be the only female on earth who has not read this book.  It's time.

7. Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking - It seems weird to want to read a cookbook, I know.  But I feel like this one has so many fantastic little nuggets of information...I'm in.

8. Sandra Hill's Viking in Love - Uhm.  Romance novel about Vikings.  Yes, please.

9. Steig Larson's The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo - Because I don't read enough thrillers...and this one has a heckuva title.  And I don't think I've heard of a single person who didn't love it.

Ok, readers.  What did I miss?

9 Rules to Live By - Jane Austen Style

234 years ago, today...Jane Austen was born. It's no secret that my world would be vastly different were it not for Aunt Jane...and so, in honor of her birthday, I give you, 9 Rules to Live By...Jane Austen-Style:

1. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Mansfield Park

2. Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody. - Mansfield Park

3. One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it, unless it has been all suffering, nothing but suffering. - Persuasion

4. Selfishness must always be forgiven...because there is no hope of a cure. - Mansfield Park

5. Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. - Pride & Prejudice

6. Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. - Northanger Abbey

7. Encouragement should be given. - Emma

8. It is such a happiness when good people get together--and they always do. - Emma

9. Know your own happiness. - Sense & Sensibility

Happy birthday, Jane.

Sammy Bojar on Inside the Characters Studio

Here's the thing about being a member of the 2009 Debutantes. There aren't many men on the scene over there (probably because they don't care to be referred to as "debutantes") but those who are, aside from being incredibly secure in their sexuality, are also super DUPER cool. SO...I'm very very happy to host Sammy Bohar, the star of the ineffable Jon Skovron's Struts & Frets, on Inside the Characters Studio!

More than anything, Sammy wants to play guitar in a famous indie rock band. The problem is that his front man is a jerk who can't sing, his bassist is a burn-out who can't remember the songs, and his drummer is just out to lunch. But Sammy needs this band because it's the only good thing he's got going. His father skipped out before he was born, his mother is an overworked therapist with a drinking problem, his grandfather is slowly losing his mind to Alzheimer's, and the girl of his dreams is dating his jerk lead singer.

Now that jerk lead singer has entered them in a Battle of the Bands contest to win free studio time and guaranteed radio play. Sammy has two weeks to get them to sound like a real band, or face public humiliation in front of the entire local indie music scene.

Welcome, Sammy!

What is your favorite word?
Music. it's what I love.

What is your least favorite word?
Hobby. It's what you call music if you aren't good enough to be a real musician.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
When other people express passion for something.

What turns you off?
Posers

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. Can I say that? I don't want you to get in trouble or anything...go ahead and put something else in if you have to.

What sound or noise do you love?
My guitar

What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of Eddie Vedder's voice. Talk about a mega poser.

What profession would you like to attempt?
Rock star.

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that has to do with math.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Do you know what would be really awesome? If he said something like, "Dude, I have all your albums! You rock!" How cool would that be?

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Read More Romance - Part II (Contemporary)

Several months back, I made a list of my Top 10 Historical Romance Novels...which was, quite possibly, the hardest thing I've ever done. I set out to make a list of my Top Romance Novels, period, before I realized that I could list 10 novels that I loved set between the years 1812 and 1815 off the top of my head.  So I went with historical.  And promised more lists soon.

Soon, as many of you who are regular readers know, became not so soon.  But I did not forget you!  I swear!  This week, I'm tackling contemporaries.  Not easy.  Because contemporaries fall into so many different categories...there are the Harlequins and Silhouettes that I read voraciously every month after my sister's HQN and Loveswept Book-of-the-month club boxes arrived...and then the big, sweeping single-title contemporaries that make us all sigh...and that doesn't even touch Harlequin Blaze...or the new, hardcover single titles...or romantic suspense!  

Sure, I'm a historical lover.  But, between us?  There's something about curling up with a good contemporary that is awesome.  Gone is your life...your problems...your world...and there is someone else's life...someone who could easily be you.  And there's a man...a pillar of a stud who just might live next door.  Or who might be sitting on a plane next to you the next time you fly somewhere for work.  And that's a powerful fantasy. But the contemporary romance seems to wax and wane...and I hate hate hate the idea of it fading away because people don't appreciate its power.

Which is why I was so happy when Smart Bitches, Trashy Books & Dear Author teamed up to Save the Contemporary earlier this year. And it's why I persevered in FINALLY building this list. Here we go again...in no particular order...my top 9 contemporary romance novels (because now that I have a book with a 9 in the title, I am eschewing lists of 10)!

**Disclaimer. This list was designed for people who are not romance novel readers. At least, not yet. And it's not comprehensive.  This list includes some classics. I like to think that what we're talking about here is a full on list of books that should be included in the canon of romantic literature. Yeah, some of them are old. But you know what? They're awesome.

• Perfect by Judith McNaught - I got a complaint or two that McNaught's Whitney, My Love wasn't on my Historical list.  There are a few reasons why that is--but the most important is this: I think Judith McNaught's contemporary romances blow her historical ones out of the water.  Take Perfect.  If you've ever had that fantasy where a movie star falls in love with plain-old-you?  This is the book for you.  Yes, the plot is crazysauce: Falsely imprisoned movie star escapes and has no choice to kidnap a plain Jane teacher.  They hideout in a cabin in the snow and fall in love. Of course.  Don't judge me.  If you can stay dry-eyed through your first reading of this book, then you're allowed to judge me.  I see you judging me.  
  
  
• Texas! Chase by Sandra Brown - Any list of best contemporary romance novels has to include two things: cowboys and military men. Here's my first nod to cowboys (but, as I'm typing, I realize that there's going to be at least one more).  This one is tough. The hero is SERIOUSLY wounded.  His pregnant wife died in a car accident, and he's roped into marrying the woman who was driving (and who happens to have loved him for her entire life).  IT COULD HAPPEN!  He's kind of an ass to her...until he realizes that ohmigosh he loves her. I know. But, I swear, as a reader, you go with it.  Because you can't help it.  It's just that good.   
  
  
• Midnight Jewels by Jayne Ann Krentz - This was my first Jayne Ann Krentz book...and one of my first single-title contemporaries.  It is still my favorite of all of her books, and I'm not really sure if it's the nostalgia factor or the fact that I'm completely and utterly in love with the hero--and was from the very first second I saw his name.  I mean, who doesn't fall for Croft Falconer? Add to it the fact that the whole story is centered around a rare book, and stop it. I'm sold. This is also as close to romantic suspense as this list will get. 
  
  
• Blue-Eyed Devil by Lisa Kleypas - It's no secret that I think that Lisa Kleypas writes quite possibly the most perfect historical romance heroes (I'm looking at you, St. Vincent). And I will follow her blindly.  Regency? Victorian New Orleans? Gypsies?  Yes.  But when she went contemporary, I thought, Oh No! But...but...how could these heroes ever compete?  And what is this first person POV? And then I met Hardy Cates and....Oh YES. YES YES! Add to that the fact that the book deals with some really tough issues--spousal abuse--and still delivers a passionate, heart-wrenching lovestory, and...well, yes.
  
  
• Nobody's Baby but Mine by Susan Elizabeth Phillips - I was woefully late to the SEP party.  That said, I have made up for lost time in an extraordinary way. And, while I haven't completed my tour through her catalog, I've come close...and I feel confident in putting Nobody's Baby but Mine on the list.  Such a fun read. Brilliant physicist goes after hot hot HOT football player thinking he'll be dumb enough to both even out the gene pool and give up those genes without a fight.  Too bad he's clever, funny and smart himself.  When these two go head to head, you won't want it to end.
  
  
• Sweet Liar by Jude Deveraux - As you know from my historical list, Jude Deveraux holds a very special, very important place in my heart as the author of the very first historical romance I ever read--The Black Lyon.  With that, she started a long and rich collection of books about a single family, The Montgomerys, who ultimately merge with the Taggart family.  There are about six centuries worth of Montgomerys and Taggarts in the Deveraux catalog, and when we get to modern day, there's always a risk that heroes living now can't possibly compete with dukes and earls and larger-than-life heroes of then.  And then you meet Michael Taggert, the hero of Sweet Liar, and you forget that there was ever a risk.  Because this book, a brilliant contemporary wrapped up in the history of the St. Valentine's Day-esque massacre, ultimately is one heckuva love story.  If you've never read a book by JD, don't start here...but definitely finish with this one.
  
  
• Frisco's Kid by Suzanne Brockmann - Remember when I said that no contemporary romance list is complete without a Navy SEAL book?  Well, if you're going to read a Navy SEAL book, it ought to be by Suzanne Brockmann.  Because the woman does SEALs like nobody's business. Frisco's Kid is one of her Tall, Dark & Dangerous series, and my personal favorite.  I am a sucker for a wounded hero, who can only be saved by the love of a good woman (who isn't?).  Here, we've got wounded soldier + good woman + 6-year-old niece + the body and mind of a SEAL. Is it getting hot in here? Yum.
  
  
• Warrior by Elizabeth Lowell - Ok...this one makes the list for nostalgia reasons as much as anything else.  This book was originally published as a Silhouette Desire and my friend Lindsay and I passed it back and forth and drooled over the hero--Nevada (wounded warrior and TOTAL Alpha male)--until the cover fell off.  I still have my original copy, Scotch taped together with love.  And the scene in the cabin when they finally FINALLY give into each other?  Knee-watering.  (NB: My version of this book is out of print.  This link takes you to an HQN reprint that includes another book in Lowell's series. That one's worth the read, too!)
  
  
• And while I'm all the way down here on memory lane, discussing those series books that I fell in love with when I was 13, I have to give a slot to Diana Palmer. So... The Long, Tall Texans Series by Diana Palmer - More cowboys.  Yes.  But who doesn't love a good cowboy? Ok.  I'm totally cheating here...because when I was a kid, these books were individual titles.  But now, you can read about Calhoun, Justin and Tyler in one fell swoop. Start with Calhoun--Texas playboy and all-around bad boy.  But, oh. My.
  

Now, like always, I'm questioning the list...what about the newer authors?  The Harlequins I've loved recently?  Uhm...Toni Blake? Kristan Higgins? Jenny Crusie? Forget it. This is too hard. I apologize, in advance, for the books I've missed. It's your turn to tell me what I *have* missed. Did I pick the wrong book from one of these authors?  Or did i blow it by not including some other author altogether?

Comment with omissions, debate (and recommendations, as always)!

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Looking for the earlier list of Historicals?  Here it is!

Paris Pan on Inside the Character's Studio

Give it up for Paris Pan, the star of Cynthea Liu's Paris Pan Takes the Dare, on Inside the Character's Studio!

So what if it is a rite of passage for every seventh grade girl in town to spend a night in the woods? Paris Pan only just moved here, the woods are super creepy, and she has enough weirdness to deal with in her own family. Finding out a girl died mysteriously years ago while on the Dare--right near Paris's new house, no less--is bad enough, but the unmistakably ghostlike noises coming out of the broken-down shed at the edge of the Pan's property? Definite deal breaker.

All Paris wants is to make friends, try to fit in, and not have to deal with a dead girl. But everyone has to take the Dare, and the new girl's turn is up. . . .

Welcome, Paris!

What is your favorite word?
I have so many. But I have to say hallucinations and dementia all have a nice ring to it. Though I hate to believe that I am guilty of having any of this stuff.

What is your least favorite word?
Freak. No one likes to be called a freak.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Give me some Magic Markers and construction paper and watch me create a card you'll cherish for years to come.

What turns you off?
Verona in her basketball uniform. (She always looks like a half-dressed pop star. Heinous!)

What is your favorite curse word?
Holy Cow is about as as far as I go.

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of Go relieving herself outside so I don't have to hang out in the creepy yard a moment longer.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Eeeeeeeeeeeer. The shed door opening. On its own.

What profession would you like to attempt?
Professional Muppeteer for Sesame Street. But then again, I'm not sure if that would make enough money to satisfy Mom. In which case, doctor will do.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hellooooo, Paris. You're here because you just won a zillion dollars. No, how about ... Have you check out Cynthea Liu's launch party yet? You're VIP! www.cynthealiu.com

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Blake Hewson on Inside the Characters Studio!

Give it up for Blake Hewson (named for another famous Hewson, I'm told), the star of LK Madigan's Flash Burnout, on Inside the Character's Studio!

Fifteen-year-old Blake has a girlfriend and a friend who's a girl. One of them loves him, the other one needs him.

When he snapped a picture of a street person for his photography homework, Blake never dreamed that the woman in the photo was his friend Marissa's long-lost meth addicted mom.

In a tangle of life, death, and love, Blake will emerge with a more sharply defined snapshot of loyalty.

Welcome, Blake!

What is your favorite word?
Yes.

What is your least favorite word?
Tweaker.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Making people laugh. Trolling around town with my camera. Funny movies.

What turns you off?
Conflict.

What is your favorite curse word?
My mom would kill me if I answered that. Um, how about “bloody”? That’s a British curse word, right?

What sound or noise do you love?
Shannon’s belly laugh.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Cappie’s Love-Gone-Wrong broadcast. She is such a tool.

What profession would you like to attempt?
Stand-up comedian.

What profession would you not like to do?
Medical examiner. Blech. My dad rocks that job, but I would lose my lunch on a daily basis if I had to do it.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Blake, awesome job on the Letterman show. There’s your new BMW, it doesn’t need gas and there are no speed limits here. You go onstage tonight at ten, Robin Williams is opening for you.

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Jane Turner on Inside the Characters Studio!

Ok...as a former barista myself--and one who used to dream of matchmaking the customers who came in (and myself with not a small amount of the attractive men who frequented the cafe), I am thrilled to host Jane Turner, the main character of Kristina Springer's The Espressologist, on Inside the Character's Studio!

The Espressologist is In

Fridays 6-10 p.m.

Come in for a little latte and love.

That's the sign outside of a local Chicago Wired Joe's every Friday night when jerky boss Derek Peters finds out about 17-year old barista and high school senior Jane Turner's unique talent to match couples based on their favorite coffee drink (which she calls Espressology). He decides to capitalize on it-turning Jane into the holiday promotion for the month of December. She's never been wrong, sales are through the roof, and the line of people each Espressology night wraps the block. But can it be too much of a good thing? During an interview with a talk show at the height of Jane's fame, she is faced with a dilemma, lose her love or lose her credibility? Or possibly lose it all, including her best friend.

Welcome, Jane!

What is your least favorite word?
Love

What is your least favorite word?
Melissa

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Will!

What turns you off?
My boss yelling at me.

What is your favorite curse word?
I don't really swear. But I say freakin' a lot!

What sound or noise do you love?
Friends laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Customers yelling at me.

What profession would you like to attempt?
Fashion Designer

What profession would you not like to do?
Butcher. Ick.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Start the party!

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Roz Peterson on Inside the Character's Studio

Give it up for Roz Peterson, the star of Lauren Bjorkman's My Invented Life, on Inside the Character's Studio!

Roz and Eva are sisters, close friends, and fierce rivals. Roz fantasizes about snagging the lead in the school play and sexy skate god Bryan as her boyfriend. Sadly a few obstacles stand between her and her dreams. For one, Eva is the more talented actress. And Bryan happens to be Eva’s boyfriend. But is Eva having a secret love affair with a girl? Enquiring minds need to know.

Roz prides herself on random acts of insanity. In one such act, she invents a girlfriend of her own to encourage Eva to open up. The plan backfires, and Roz finds herself neck deep in her invented life. When Roz meets a mercurial boy with a big problem, she begins to understand the complex feelings beneath the labels. And she gets a second chance to earn Eva’s trust.

My Invented Life is set in a small California high school during rehearsals for a Shakespeare comedy.

Welcome, Roz!

What is your favorite word?
clotpole

What is your least favorite word?
ex-boyfriend

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
When I'm up on stage, my wings unfurl and I can fly.

What turns you off?
unrehearsed death scenes

What is your favorite curse word?
dankish puttock

What sound or noise do you love?
applause, mingled with stomps, and hoots of approval

What sound or noise do you hate?
the sound of my nails being chewed to the nubs.

What profession would you like to attempt?
professional acting (for obvious reasons, and not just to meet the hotties)

What profession would you not like to do?
accountant (for even more obvious reasons, though I bet there are a few cute accountants, too)

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Shakespeare is dying to meet you.

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What do Goethe, Dostoyevsky & Austen have in common?

At first glance, not much...but when you see what the Pawling Book Cove has scheduled for the afternoon of November 14th in Pawling, New York, it all becomes awesomely clear!

I'm super excited to announce that I'll be signing with the hilariously awesome Michael Northrop and the incredibly talented Dina & Daniel Nayeri at that very place at that very time! I will say that Gentlemen and Another Faust were two of my favorite 2009 books...and I'm honored that the Book Cove has included me in this sure-to-be terrific event!

Michael says that Pawling is a great little town...and I believe everything he says. Also, I know for a fact that upstate New York in mid-November can be gorgeous (as long as it's not rainy and frigid)...so if you're in the area, please consider a trip up on Metro-North (or down, left or right via other modes of transportation) and come hang out with us for the afternoon!

Kyra Sellers on Inside the Character's Studio!

I'm super excited to host the awesome Kyra Sellers, the star of Barry Lyga's Goth Girl Rising, on Inside the Character's Studio!

Time is a funny thing in the hospital. In the mental ward. You lose track of it easily. After six months in the Maryland Mental Health Unit, Kyra Sellers, a.k.a. Goth Girl, is going home. Unfortunately, she's about to find out that while she was away, she lost track of more than time. Things seem normal at first. Roger's his typical, pain-in-the-ass fatherly self. Jecca and Simone and the rest of the goth crowd still do their thing. And Kyra is back in black, feeling good, and ready to make up with the only person who's ever appreciated her for who she really is.

But then she sees him. Fanboy. Transcended from everything he was into someone she barely recognizes.

And the anger and memories come rushing back.

Fanboy. The Spermling. Miss Powell. Roger.

Her mother.

There's so much to do to people when you're angry.

Kyra's about to get very busy.

I have it on good authority (ie, Barry's) that Kyra is not the sharing type, so I'm even more honored than usual that she consented to doing this interview!

What is your favorite word?
I love saying "douchebag." It just rolls off the tongue.

What is your least favorite word?
The F-word. I don't say it anymore.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Telling people the truth. Especially when they're in denial.

What turns you off?
Hypocrisy

What is your favorite curse word?
Hmm. Well, I say "shit" a lot, but that's not really my favorite. Probably "bitch," because it has so many uses, you know?

What sound or noise do you love?
Silence.

What sound or noise do you hate?
People not shutting up.

What profession would you like to attempt?
I don't know. I haven't thought about it since before my mom died. I guess... Honestly, I never thought I'd make it past 16.

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything where anyone else tells me what to do.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I don't want to answer- What? I have to? I guess... Look, I don't think I'm going to the Pearly Gates, but I guess if I get there somehow, I hope God says, "Your mom is waiting over by the chocolate trees and the coffee fountain." Shut up - I am SO not crying.

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Laurel Sewell on Inside the Characters' Studio!

I am so hapy to host Laurel Sewell, the main character of Aprilynne Pike's Bestselling Wings, on Inside the Character's Studio! Aprilynne is a good friend who has written a fantastic (in all senses of the word) book, and if you're one of the 13 people left in the world who haven't read it...go now!

Laurel was mesmerized, staring at the pale things with wide eyes. They were terrifyingly beautiful--too beautiful for words.

Laurel turned to the mirror again, her eyes on the hovering petals that floated beside her head. They looked almost like wings.

In this extraordinary tale of magic and intrigue, romance and danger, everything you thought you knew about faeries will be changed forever.

Welcome, Laurel!

What is your favorite word?
Sunshine. Also my favorite thing. Can those go together?

What is your least favorite word?
Barnes. Even the sound of that name makes me squirm!

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
I like to go outside and play my guitar. It relaxes me and helps me think.

What turns you off?
Dark rooms with no windows. I can't concentrate!

What is your favorite curse word?
I admit, I say damn a little too often.

What sound or noise do you love?
I love music. Almost any kind!

What sound or noise do you hate?
My parents yelling. At me or each other. I hate it.

What profession would you like to attempt?
I think I would like to be a nurse.

What profession would you not like to do?
Strangely, I don't want to be a doctor.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
That my family and friends have been waiting for me.

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Oscar Banks on Inside the Characters' Studio

Give it up for Roz Peterson, the star of Pam Bachorz's Candor, on Inside the Character's Studio!

Oscar Banks has everything under control. In a town where his father brainwashes everyone, he’s found a way to secretly fight the subliminal Messages. He’s got them all fooled: Oscar’s the top student and the best-behaved teen in town. Nobody knows he’s made his own Messages to deprogram his brain. But then Nia Silva moves to Candor, and Oscar falls in love. He must choose whether to let Nia be lost to brainwashing—or to sacrifice himself.

Welcome, Oscar!

What is your favorite word?
escape

What is your least favorite word?
control

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
getting away with something

What turns you off?
having to obey

What is your favorite curse word?
The Messages make it too hard to curse. Usually it's not worth the effort.

What sound or noise do you love?
The scrape of my girlfriend Nia's skateboard coming down the sidewalk.

What sound or noise do you hate?
The Messages, crawling around in my brain 24-7. I hate them all and I hate my father for putting them there.

What profession would you like to attempt?
I never really thought about this until you asked. But I'd like to be a scientist so I can find a way to break the Messages' grip on people's brains.

What profession would you not like to do?
My father thinks I'll be taking over the family biz of building a town that controls all its residents. Never.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'd like God to tell me there will be zero background music in Heaven. In Candor, you never escape the music--or the Messages.

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